You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Even my vagina gasped.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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