I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Come see our sink grown plant.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
No subtext here. People are naked.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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