I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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