DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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