So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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