My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
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