I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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