love makes seman taste better
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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