But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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