i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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