Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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