scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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