just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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