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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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