Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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