Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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