Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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