despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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