NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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