walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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