Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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