Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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