Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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