brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
