I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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