I wanna bring you to show and tell
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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