why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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