erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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