i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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