Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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