Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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