she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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