I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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