How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You pole danced in your parka.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Congratulations! We have a period
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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