i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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