He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Randomize
