I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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