I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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