i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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