no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i dont even know how to be here
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
