on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
