apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he thought i was a dude.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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