this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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