You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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