so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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