He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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