if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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