i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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