1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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