meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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