it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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