I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You ate ashes out of my bong
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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