I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Can i not drive my cunt home
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
