He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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