Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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