And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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